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Last night, you had a dream.
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You were walking through the forest by your house, but everything looked gray and frozen.

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In the forest, you saw the weirdest looking bird. It was like an eagle, but with an eyeball for a head.

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This was a dream, so you didn’t think much of the weird bird. Nor did you think much of your overwhelming urge to chase the bird.

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And you did chase that bird. You chased it all the way to the abandoned train tracks.

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Once you got to the train tracks, the bird was nowhere to be seen. The ground began to rumble…

But when you woke up…
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Your dream seemed all too real.

WELCOME TO TRANSVERSE.
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>Yep, now you are in a weird room.
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Man, this. This sure is a room.

A room with the worst posters you have ever seen.

Is this a hospital room? You’re pretty sure a hospital room would have a BED, not a blanket and pillow thrown on the floor.

>Now what?

>What items are in the room?

Using your superb, impeccable, DUAL OCULAR SENSORS, you see the following.

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There’s some shit on the desk.

The shit includes: a packet (WARNING: IT CONTAINS MEAT. THE HORROR.), a box that looks dangerous, a “motivational” poster featuring…THAT, and your patient file.

…Hey, maybe you should look IN the drawer!

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In the drawer, you find paperwork, a framed photo and…TWO KEYS? TWO OF THEM! UNHEARD OF, UNHEARD OF YOU DECLARE! THE SUSPENSE IS TERRIBLE! TWO!

>try and break past the child-proof safety lock on the cabinet

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Impenetrable.

>Become aware of your horn-ed nature.
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>read patient file

Good idea, random ass voice that is suddenly in your head! 

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Ok, what the fuck

How can anyone read that

>try and find a door?
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..Oh yeah, there’s a door.

And…that poster. Is it drawn in crayon?

>use one of ur keys… on the door
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Now we’re cooking with cadmium! 

You open the door.

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Cool, a hallway.

The individual doors have name plates and small holes for food.

And there’s a loudspeaker-oh god the light’s flashing on it-

[KKKRRSSHHH]

ATTENTION TOYS.

THIS IS A FRIENDLY REMINDER TO, LIKE, STAY IN YOUR TREATMENT ROOMS.

TOYS CAUGHT OUTSIDE THEIR TREATMENT ROOMS  MAY HAVE TO, LIKE, DEAL WITH OUR GUARD DOG.

THE DOG IS TOTALLY A METAPHOR, IT’S JUST A DUDE. YOU KNOW HIM.

SO YEAH.

MASTER LOVES YOU, TOYS.

[KKKRRSSZZHT]

You want out. Right now. You want to leave. Abscond. Depart. Get the fuck outta dodge.