Mack: Sorry, can you please explain... Mack: Everything? ???: *Inhale* ???: *Exhale* ???: Like, alright blueberry,, what do you wanna know?? Mack: Is the verbal abuse really necessary? ???: Uh,, hella yes. Mack: Fine then, Miss Fairy not-genie. Who the heck are you meant to be?
Well, there goes your "Polite greeting". The glowing lady practices breathing exercises, apparently mentioning what her "Yoga classes" taught her.
???: Well, Mack,, first of all I'm totes NOT a fairy or whatever. ???: My name is, like, Kwanyin, an ex-holder of the Zhen Trigram... ???: Like, you know, the best Trigram.
???: And this totes gross lizard thing here,
She says, gesturing to the dragon though you're willing to apply it to her own visage at this point as well,
???: Is the thing I hired to, like, give you a ride downstream for, like, protection or something. ???: But instead decided to totally attack you instead.
Mack, that dragon needs your help. This fairy has no understanding of dragon culture and should be educated. Dragons respect Strength, Size, and Stupidity Fearlessness. It's totally your fault you are not large and you are not acting like you own the place- Although it is pretty bad luck that you apparently can only just barely breathe fire. Make the fairy thing apologize to the dragon. JUSTICE DEMANDS YOU.
StupidityFearlessness. It's totally your fault you are not large and you are not acting like you own the place- Although it is pretty bad luck that you apparently can only just barely breathe fire. Make the fairy thing apologize to the dragon. JUSTICE DEMANDS YOU.