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Frame 1
Ugly
Why are you here, Lech?

Lechy
I pretended to be sick so Masha and I could make preparations for a May Day project.

Frame 2

Ugly
Why would you need to get ready to watch a dumb patriotic parade? You just show up.

Dima
Lechy, aren’t you a month too young to get drafted into military duty?

Frame 3

Lechy
I’m not talking about that vapid piece of indoctrination. There’s a full moon on Sunday night, and I have a ritual to perform when midnight turns to Monday.

Frame 4

Sasha
Why are you going to fight a thunderstorm?

Zoya, Dima, Ugly
WHAT?

Lechy
STAY OUT OF MY HEAD, YOU NOSY JACKASS!